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Joke of the Day
"*paints car camouflage* *stops making payments*"
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"Did you hear about the cop who arrested the almond who was smuggling heroin across the border? He busted a nut."
"Niece (4): Uncle, what do you get if you mix blue and purple? Me: Blurple. *She walks away satisfied and amazed at all the things I ""know"""
"But wait..."
"Two Jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. ""You need fire insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance."" ""The fire and theft and burglary I can understand,"" said the other,"
"What did the blondes mom say to her before leaving for a night out? If you're not in bed by one come home."
"Did Pinocchio catch fire when he masturbated?"
"Purell is 99.8% effective in reminding you about your paper cut."
"Everyone's all worried about World War III. Worry about the important shit. Batman's fighting Superman in 2016."
"Why do we always see a Dung Beetle with a ball of shit? Because that's how he rolls. ^^/groan"