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Joke of the Day

"How do hair stylists get in shape? Curling Iron."

"I want to tell a Moses joke... but I haven't chosen one."

"I once thought I had an Asian friend Turns out it was just my imaginasian"

"Managed to scare off my prison pen pal. Crazy doesn't even begin to cover what's wrong with me."

"A pirate with Alzheimer's sold his parrot The next day he woke up and shouted ""Where's my ship!?"""

"I want a coffee so rich and bold it has a cabin in the woods where it hunts humans for sport."

"What happened to the guy who ingested helium? He became enlightened."

"Those of you who think you know it all are damn annoying to those of us who do!"

"Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie."

"What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire? How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)"