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Joke of the Day

"What do you do with unruly shapes? You put them in prism"

"Sometimes I get down on my knees and pray for a pigeon to fly directly into my mouth"

"So my friend asked me if I wanted some Sodium Hypobromite... and I was like, NaBrO"

"The teacher asked little Timmy why he brought his cat to school... He replied crying ""Because I heard daddy tell mommy that he was gonna eat that pussy when Timmy leaves for school today!"""

"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels."

"Teacher: Megan, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Megan: You said we had to do it without tables!"

"Why doesn't god like bacon? Because he isn't real."

"Anyone who says time flies, has obviously never been on a treadmill."

"The church are upset about a new type of Heroin, called ""Jesus"" They hate it when people take the Lord's name in vein."

"My electric toothbrush broke so now I have to use my acoustic one"