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Joke of the Day
"A guy died while having sex He came and went"
Next Joke
"Accidentally pressed the soap dispenser instead of the toothpaste. Mouth feels clean but I don't think I'll be able to curse today. Shucks."
"Bruce Willis is working on the 5th Die Hard movie! They should call this one ""Just kill me already!!!"""
"Hey Girl, do you recycle? Because I'd love to crush that box and leave you by the curb tomorrow morning."
"What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her? I may be a two but your an eight.."
"Your love is like Vicodin. You take away my pain but make me sick to stomach afterwards and you're also white."
"What do you call a slow transgender? Translate."
"Yeah, sex is awesome. But have you ever put clothes on straight out of the dryer?"
"Fishermen hate himyou'll never guess this one strange item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else Click bait"
"Yo moma so old... in her history class, they just wrote down what they was doing!"