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Joke of the Day
"Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends? They can't defend their towers."
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"What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common? They both made habits fashionable."
"I had a joke about time travel but you guys didn't like it."
"""LBJ"" was a president... Not a Spanish term for Hump Day activities."
"Do I at least get to yell ""Jenga!"" if my life falls apart?"
"Bernie Sanders Draws 28,000 in Portland Rally I never would have guessed he was such a talented and quick artist."
"What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub? Throw in your laundry."
"What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub? The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole."
"I didn't find the food in Budapest very filling, so I left Hungary."
"What is the most honest vegetable? Beetruet"