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Joke of the Day
"I just went to a very emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."
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"if I were a serial killer, I would target people who scream when they sneeze"
"No I don't hate my boss. It's just that I wish his toilet paper was sand paper."
"My family said if I don't get a Facebook, they'd all get a Twitter I sacrificed myself for all of twitter kind I'm the Jesus of social media"
"Has anyone ever seen Matthew McConaughey and a statue made out of overcooked bacon in the same room together"
"""Algebra."" really laid back oceanographer, responding to ""What's that green stuff?"""
"My joke will make you absolute value of zero lol"
"Do you have any naked pictures of your girlfriend on your phone??? No?? Want me to send some to you?"
"Have you ever wondered where they got the name ""Canada""? C, eh. N, eh. D, eh."
"I remember when I was young and dad used to play ""Got Your Nose"". It was far less traumatic than Uncle Carl's game of ""Got Your Weiner""."