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Joke of the Day

"My anaconda don't want none unless you use proper grammar and avoid using double negatives."

"I always arrive late at the office... ... But I make up for it by leaving early."

"I have a Punjabi friend He Singhs very well"

"absolutely despicable that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh"

"A shark can sense a drop of blood from 3 miles away, and a mom can sense you're not getting enough to eat from 10,000."

"Did you hear the new joke with the old punch line? [removed]"

"Buddy of mine asked what will happen if Trump got elected... I replied, ""There will be hell toupee"""

"Single men everywhere strain to make one major change this new year... their bed sheets."

"Whenever I Think Of Books I touch my shelf."

"Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years."