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Joke of the Day
"absolutely despicable that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh"
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"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, i'm changing."
"not to brag but i finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes."
"What is green and has 4 wheels? Grass... I lied about the wheels"
"A doctor gave a man six months to live ... ... The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months."
"Wanna hear a joke? My social life."
"The Human Centipede wasn't that bad really.. ...most of it was tongue in cheek."
"HER: it's pretty sad when people are incapable of moving beyond small talk ME: do you like things?"
"Waiting for Bernie Sanders to come out from under the ring and hitting someone with a steel chair to claim the presidential belt."
"Why did the farmer sit on a cock ? Because he was gay."