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Joke of the Day

"What do jokes and penises have in common? The short ones are never good."

"What kind of fun does a priest have? Nun."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? ...'Cause I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"Have you seen the new Broadway production about the dictionary? It's a great play on words."

"What do you call a seagull over the bay? A Bagel"

"I grow herbs in my bed. Bed thyme."

"Rip off What do you call a cheap circumcision? Look at title"

"If the Native Americans that celebrated the first Thanksgiving were still alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age."

"What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler? A toddler can count past two..."

"My girlfriend said she wants me to make her feel like shes the only girl in the world. So i'm gonna drop her off in the desert and leave"