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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the new joke with the old punch line? [removed]"

"How does the Apothecary make his wife orgasm? Elixir"

"Did you ever think that one day you would be this addicted to reading and writing?"

"Have you heard the joke about Baltimore? It's a riot!"

"Whats the difference between Jam and Marmalade? (NSFW) Whats the difference between Jam and Marmalade? You cant marmalade your cock up your girlfriends ass"

"I tried to stop cussing for like five months... But I said fuck it."

"Is the end of the world happening right now? The internet is not working on my phone, so that was my first logical conclusion."

"What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02? ...six more weeks of bad hockey!"

"I took a Viagra earlier and it got stuck in my throat... I've had a stiff neck for hours."

"Knock knock. Knock knock Who's there? Nobell Nobell who? Nobell that's why I knock lah."