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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the new joke with the old punch line? [removed]"

"You look like the type of person who would try to write a check for a drug deal."

"Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a few minutes Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"I am not a racist (Nsfw) Racism is a crime, crime is for black people. I don't mean to hurt anyones feelings! A coworker just told me this."

"How are fat girls and mopeds similar? They are fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to find out."

"Why can't Asian parents make a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white"

"[rap battle] [my opponent attempts to drop the mic, but I stealthily tied it to his finger so it just comes back up like a yo-yo]"

"I'm actually not sure if the Wife decorated the tree really well or she just created the best Lady Gaga outfit in history"

"How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello? Konichihuahua"

"Not quite feeling myself today. I'm going to see if booze helps..."