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Joke of the Day
"Single men everywhere strain to make one major change this new year... their bed sheets."
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"My friend from Prague is a writer. He likes to use Spellczech."
"How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring."
"Have you heard the joke about the man with no tongue? No? Probably a good thing, it's pretty tasteless."
"Girl do you play basketball? Because I hear you can make Magic with my Johnson."
"Beyonce: I cannot wait to slum it with some earth mortals at - wait what is it called again? Jay-Z: Coachella. Beyonce: Coachella."
"[running from a knife wielding murderer] oh hell yeah, my Fitbit steps are gonna be OFF THE SCALE today"
"What was Bin Laden's favorite Football team? The New York Jets"
"[Me]: ""I have hat-like reflexes"" [You]: Don't you mean cat-like reflexes? [Me]: *sitting on top of your head* ""Nope"""
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? you may think it be R, but a pirates true love is for the C (sea)"