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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I don't pay a garbanzo bean $100 to go on my face."

"Are you okay? Yes Did you take your cold medicine? Umm yes Why are you so nervous? I never thought throw pillows would ask so many questions"

"I tried to tell my son the joke about the donkey eating corn. He said he didn't want to hear another corny ass joke out of me."

"I recently started the new Brexit diet So far I've lost hundreds of millions of pounds."

"Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank up the whole place, But it's their fault for not having windows."

"I used to be the 2nd best boxer in North America... I boxed in over 100 matches and always came 2nd"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? Pizzas smell good in the oven"

"What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honor."

"I was standing in a playground wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer.. ..... Then it hit me."

"What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife? Oh, you don't know? I won't ask you to wipe my bum then."