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Joke of the Day

"Are you okay? Yes Did you take your cold medicine? Umm yes Why are you so nervous? I never thought throw pillows would ask so many questions"

"Do black people get sunburns? I don't know... Most prisons are indoors."

"My friend handed out wedding invitations at her baby shower, like the classless knocked up slut she is."

"Did you hear the one about the guy with five dicks? His pants fit like a glove!!"

"Autotune is the new 80s saxophone."

"Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10? Because 7.. 8.. 9"

"I went to a zoo that only had dogs It was a shit zoo."

"Does anyone know any good renal/kidney jokes? I'm in nursing school right now and there's a competition in one of my classes for the funniest renal joke. I can't think of any! Help?"

"I'm not sure what gender fluid is... ...but it sounds like it's tough to get out of upholstery."

"How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb? None - because they would all be replaced by white actors."