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Joke of the Day
"I recently started the new Brexit diet So far I've lost hundreds of millions of pounds."
Next Joke
"Sometimes i feel like the flat bread option at subway because I'm always available but no one ever wants me to hang out with"
"Never hold in a fart... they go to your head, and that's where shitty ideas come from."
"I used to be a taxi driver but I had to quit... I couldn't stand people talking behind my back."
"How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool You flip it upside down"
"Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell."
"Don't you hate it when... The inferior sex accuses you of being misogynistic?"
"Book that helped Teacher: ""Which book has helped you the most in your life?"" Student: ""My father's check book!"""
"Besides being an famous chief (despite burning everything he cooked), Adolf Hitler was also a star athlete.... He was the fascist kid on the playground."
"What to brussel sprouts and anal sex have in common? If they are forced on you as a child, you wont enjoy them as much as an adult"