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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife? Oh, you don't know? I won't ask you to wipe my bum then."

"How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course. What's your phone number ?"

"Did you hear about the witch who ate 10 packs of gum? She had some double bubble toilet trouble."

"My ultra-cheesy pick up line, based on old Pepe Le Pew cartoons Le meooooww.... Le Purrrrrrrr... Le me?"

"A young boy's life changed when he found out he could shoot a white sticky substance Only this young boy could also do it from his wrist. Hello spiderman."

"I suffer from an unusual obsessive compulsive disorder, CDO I have to write acronyms in alphabetical order"

"Why did Pavlov have extra soft hair? Classical conditioning"

"Why do NBA players like poultry? Because they love to slam duck!"

"Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor? Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad."

"If I can eat or drink it in less than two minutes, don't tell me it's 3.5 servings."