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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? Pizzas smell good in the oven"
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"What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs? A condescending con descending"
"Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Cause he can't do stand-up."
"Go to JebBush.com He lost his domain and Donald Trump bought it."
"I was speaking to my friend He was telling me about a plan he had to change all the numbers in the world into roman numerals. I said ""Not on my watch"""
"Yo mama's so ugly, the day she died and met saiten, saiten made her leader of hell.."
"Mexican and black jokes are all the same Once you have heard Juan you have heard Jamal."
"""Usain Bolt, Trump regrets/ Gawker downed by Hogan's sex/ Manafort, Putin's pet/ Lochte lies then hops on jet/ We didn't start the fire..."""
"Two peanuts where walking down the street... One was assaulted."
"How did the alien tie his shoes? With an astroknot."