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Joke of the Day

"I used to be the 2nd best boxer in North America... I boxed in over 100 matches and always came 2nd"

"What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz? Get to the back of the oven..."

"Knock-knock Who's there? Howdjalikeablowjob Howdjalikeablowjob who? No, no...the proper answer is ""Why, yes! Thank you."""

"Piglet: *sees recipe book* Honey-glazed...Pooh, what's ham? WinniethePooh: A food that goes well with honey. Now, how about a nice hot bath?"

"Actual air attendant: ""Secure your mask before helping your kids.if you have multiple, pick the one with the highest earning potential 1st"""

"I was going to go to Psychic School... ...But I couldn't afford the intuition fee."

"I have an unemployed wife and two kids. I am definetly not DINK. I am SITH. Single Income THree dependents."

"America Found Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."

"According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday."

"Three men decide to have a threesome It's tough finding six women."