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Joke of the Day

"If a redditor who is going into labour posts an original content (picture) of her in the ward... Is it polite to say ""OP will deliver?"""

"Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? BMWs have the pricks on the inside!"

"If something happened to me today, my legacy would be how much my kids say ""like"""

"Last week I competed in the World Tanning Championships.. I came out with a Bronze.."

"In an attempt to raise profits ... I've heard that Malaysian Air is considering offering 1/2 way tickets."

"What is green and smells like red paint? Green paint. Haha"

"You can say many bad things about Hitler... ...but the showers joke was pretty good."

"Dark humor is kind of like food.. .. Not everyone gets it."

"You might say I'm socially constipated... ... ... I haven't given a shit in years."

"I saw Jesus trending and my heart dropped. My first thought was 'damn you 2016!' but then i realized it was just his birthday."