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Joke of the Day

"I tried to tell my son the joke about the donkey eating corn. He said he didn't want to hear another corny ass joke out of me."

"My Black friend was pissed off that he didn't get a job he was totally qualified for so I told him to ""lighten up"" we're no longer friends."

"Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car? Because he got an award for revvin' it."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender looks up and shouts, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" ""You have a drink called Steve?"""

"Vegetarians and vegans are admirable ...... but cannibals are the real humanitarians."

"Pool party at my house... BYOP (Bring Your Own Pool)..."

"The average monkey swallows 7 spider-monkeys every single night."

"What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees? Social justice."

"I was attacked by tiny bees.... The experience was belittling."

"How much sex does a sister of the church get? Nun"