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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honor."
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"What do you call one Mexican on the moon? A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved."
"Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee? Tsarbucks"
"so i'd tell ya a casey anthony joke but my mother would kill me..."
"How Many Surrealists Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb? Fish"
"Sex Ed in 2015"
"Whenever an automatic hand dryer doesn't turn on for me, I like to think my diet is really working."
"Morpheus: If you take the red pill, I will show you what the Matrix is. Neo: *ingests pill* Whoa. Morpheus: It's also a powerful laxative."
"[Amphibian Playground] BULLFROG: look at all u lil toad nerds TOAD: help! a BULLYfrog! TEACHER SNAKE: i'll handle this *eats everyone*"
"I once had to draw Mohammed in pictionary Turns out he was also a known boxer and game night at the mosque was ruined (Not happy with the latter part of this ""joke"". Feel free to make suggestions)"