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Joke of the Day

"WANTED: Fun for Chemists (type jokes pls) I'd tell you a good chem joke but the best ones argon."

"I have a friend who got severe burns on his hands, to the point that he is virtually senseless. I feel for him."

"I remember one time my uncle asked me to spell ""schadenfreude"", and I couldn't. But he's dead now and I'm not, so I win."

"How do you catch defish? With debate."

"What do you call it when you fuck a teenager with a bottle of hot sauce? Srirachatory rape."

"What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards? A woman in her place..."

"How do you know if a Russian vampire is gay? If Vladimir Putin it in the butt."

"What smells like shit, looks dead, and doesnt give a fuck? Gamers"

"what's a good pick-up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"

"Frankly auto correct,I'm getting tired of your shirt."