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Joke of the Day

"WANTED: Fun for Chemists (type jokes pls) I'd tell you a good chem joke but the best ones argon."

"Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !"

"What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway? Roy Jeep Biv"

"What's harder the softer it gets? Typing withw my peniuasd 9damnit!)"

"Got a buddy who's half Cuban and half Mexican. Came to the U.S. on a raft powered by a weed whacker."

"I can't stand people who curse. Fucking disgraceful."

"A true Irish bean soup is made with exactly 239 beans... ..if you were to add one more bean, it would be too farty."

"What's Jerry Lewis's favorite vitamin? riboFLAVIN"

"What do you call it when my girlfriend kills 250 million unborn children A Swallocaust. I'm not proud of myself."

"Everyone was so quick to point out the obvious typo in my ""Meating in the conference room"" email. Then I pelted them with bologna."