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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch defish? With debate."
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"Pranks I think pranks are incredibly immature. They're such a childish way to interact with your friends and family. Why would anyone...lol jk! Gotcha, I love pranks!"
"Hope Rod Stewart knows that Maggie May stopped listening to the song when he sang, ""The morning sun in your face really shows your age."""
"Like it or not this joke is binary."
"Asked my 3yo what she was thinking and she said ""I wouldn't want to work at McDonald's bc you have to poop in the food before you serve it."""
"How do Filipinos count money? One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ..."
"What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings???? -a duck"
"Enjoyed 3 minutes and 42 seconds of extra sleep this morning by letting my kids stay up 5 hours past their bedtime"
"What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common? Both will never get a college degree."
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? Ya think it's the R, but it be the C!"