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Joke of the Day
"What smells like shit, looks dead, and doesnt give a fuck? Gamers"
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"There wad a 4 car pile up in Mexico today. . 93 people died."
"What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked? well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up"
"Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces? For the chance to gain some experience in the service."
"If you held a gun to my head and forced me to choose Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man or Andrew Garfield's, I'd probably shit my pants."
"My girlfriend said I was a pedophile.... I told her ""that's an awful big word for a 9 year old""."
"[finds sock with hole in it] *gets angry* [puts sock back in same drawer] *repeats forever*"
"optimists: the glass is half full. pessimists: the glass is half empty feminists: the glass is being raped"
"Q: What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in? A: MOVIES!"
"George Bush was trying out BDSM with his wife. George: Punish me baby, I've been a bad boy. Laura: Hmmm...what did you do honey? George: 9/11"