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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if a Russian vampire is gay? If Vladimir Putin it in the butt."
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"""Give it to me!"" My girlfriend screamed. ""I'm so fucking wet right now!"" She could shout all she wanted. I wasn't handing over my umbrella."
"I threw away my vacuumer today It was just collecting dust.."
"Drill Sgt didn't like me giving unlicensed chiropractic adjustments to the platoon when he told me... Get your hands off my privates!"
"Which state smells the worst? The Prostate"
"Did you hear about that boxer who adopted a child from Asia? It's Mike's Thai Son."
"Come on, there has got to be at least one business like show business."
"The shepherd woke up one afternoon... ""Oh no! I fell asleep! I hope nobody stole my sheep. Let's see 1, 2, *Zzzzzz*"""
"How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag."
"Who was the world's first carpenter? Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand."