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Joke of the Day
"What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen"
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"What do you call an Alligator in a vest? An Investigator"
"I accidentally swallowed a lot of food coloring this morning. I dyed a little inside."
"A midget walks into a doctors clinic carrying a sword Doctor: Gerald! What's gotten into you man? Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh."
"Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !"
"What pier is disliked by almost everybody? Piers Morgan."
"Knock knock... Who's there?... Tank... Tank who?... You're welcome"