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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards? A woman in her place..."
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"How do you keep a idiot waiting? I'll tell you guys later."
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"Why did the blonde girlfriend's bellybutton hurt? Because her boyfriend was blonde too! Take a second. I'll show myself out."
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