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Joke of the Day
"what's a good pick-up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"
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"Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO"
"What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
"Did anyone else watch the documentary on pedophilia? It was so touching."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless it's a black bulb then he calls for backup."
"90 female cops on the road... And I got arrested for doing 80"
"Can we stop acting like ""seasonal"" beers makes sense at all?"