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Joke of the Day

"Felt like my car was going to blow over from this wind today. I feel bad for the smart cars that are probably stuck in trees."

"What does a gay bird-keeper do for fun? He sucks a cockortwo!"

"What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinners on me!"

"What is a toad's favorite kind of beer? One with a lot of hops."

"I hide my condoms in a box of Nyquil... ...if I use either, I'll blow a load and be asleep in 10 minutes."

"What's the difference between a tea bag and England? A tea bag stays longer in a cup."

"Nothing is impossible. I know a man that once guessed correctly why a woman was mad at him."

"A young boy asks him mum why his cousin is named Diamond... His mother replies ""because your auntie loves Diamonds"" He replies ""what about me?"" She responds ""enough question Richard"""

"Few things can match the satisfaction of high-fiving someone who is trying to give you the Talk To The Hand gesture."

"Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo drizzle"