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Joke of the Day

"Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo drizzle"

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"Did you hear about the two peanuts that got lost in the bad neighborhood last night? One was assulated, the other was shelled."
"What's the difference between a stoner and a Jew? A stoner gets baked on purpose"
"Can someone please help me to spell misogynistic? A man preferably"
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!!"
"What do you call a redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers? A virgin."
"Why do hot girls always travel in threes? Because they can't even."
"what's common between a puppy and a good book ? both are easy to pick up but hard to put down"
"Why is Lorde named thusly? She isn't named thusly, she's named Lorde."
"What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes? Slow Natives"