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Joke of the Day
"What is a toad's favorite kind of beer? One with a lot of hops."
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"I'm bored. If I were a man I would be scratching my balls right now."
"ME: I love the D HER:Why? ME:I love to lick them first HER:... ME:Then I love to swallow them HER:... ME:I love D Dunkin' Donuts Interview"
"When I get murdered the neighbors will be on the news like, ""Wow, I can't believe it took so long."""
"You can only say, ""WTF?"" so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking."
"Police hunting a man for indecent assault. Applications close next week."
"Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana."
"They say video games make u violent, but hundreds of years ago we burned people alive for being witches so probably humans are just garbage"
"I'm giving up alcohol for a month. Wait sorry, that didn't come out right : I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month."
"New 50 Cent Song Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song about the small, detail-oriented urban cat? They're calling it ""Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty""."