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Joke of the Day
"What is a toad's favorite kind of beer? One with a lot of hops."
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"What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog"
"A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see he was $15 in arrears."
"There are eleven types of people in the world: those that understand Roman numerals, and those that don't"
"Guys joking about chemical weapons isn't funny. Syriasly."
"Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say ""don't"" and if he touches your pussy say ""stop""? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said ""don't stop"". "
"None of this is appropriate for anybody. Take the 18+ out of your bio."
"Do you know the difference between 1 minute of oral and 1 minute of anal? Well, do you have 2 minutes ?"
"Why aren't hippies good pitchers? Because they're always high and outside."
"Did you hear about the blonde who froze to death at the drive in theater? She went to see Closed for the winter."