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Joke of the Day

"What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinners on me!"

"Yo momma's so fat, she uses the Large Hadron Collider as a hula hoop."

"How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar? Step one: penetrate the student body."

"What do you call a musician with a college degree? Night manager at McDonalds."

"Spinach is like butt sex If you're forced to have it as a child; you won't enjoy it as an adult"

"Why would I want to talk to your baby? On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that."

"How often do women become completely unreasonable? Periodically."

"I think my parents should have named me Winter So that every time I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I could shout 'Brace yourselves! Winter is coming!'"

"I had no idea we were millionaires until I just saw my husband casually rip off 3 or 4 paper towels at once."

"What do you call Nashville's Junior Hockey League? The Child Predators."