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Joke of the Day

"What does a gay bird-keeper do for fun? He sucks a cockortwo!"

"Did you hear about the fly that sat on the toilet seat? It got pissed off."

"How does batman store energy? In BATteries"

"This strange woman won't stop talking to me so I'm going to stare at her eyebrows until she gets paranoid and leaves me alone."

"So two cannibals are sitting in a forest, and one of them says to the other, ""Gee, I really hate my step-mom."" The other one replies ""Well why don't you try the potatoes?"""

"I'm sure Santa is black... He only works one day a year."

"Why did the boy jump off the dock? Pier pressure"

"Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business? All of its servers were busy"

"If you start a conversation with ""you're gonna say I'm crazy"" there's nothing I can do but to congratulate you on your clairvoyance."

"Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger? It's meteor."