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Joke of the Day

"Few things can match the satisfaction of high-fiving someone who is trying to give you the Talk To The Hand gesture."

"Word. ~ Microsoft."

"Why do men carry condoms instead of women? Because by the time women found a condom in their purses, kid would be 3 years old"

"What do you call a Frenchman with eleven penises? Jean Cocteau"

"What's black and white and red all over... An interracial couple getting what they deserved."

"A man saw a jar at a store's check-out counter that read ""Donate $1 for children"". ""That's a good deal!"" he thought."

"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback Go ahead, down vote me to oblivion Edit: thanks for all the love, appreciated"

"Why can't motorcycles go faster? They're two tired."

"Planes are the bomb. Imagine the impact they had on 9/11"

"Did you know that Native Americans were really good strippers? Every time they danced, they made it rain."