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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tea bag and England? A tea bag stays longer in a cup."

"My sister asked me if I was gay I couldn't give her a straight answer."

"Why Can't I Find Out Anything About This Superb Owl #superbowl"

"I'm thinking about opening a veterinary clinic for female dogs with broken legs. Gonna call it ""Bitches Be Trippin"""

"My friend Jerry was going to be a pilot... but that career never took off."

"Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb."

"All I'm saying is there's no coincidence that Superheroes come in all forms and so does cheese."

"Study shows 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. Not me, though. I live next door to 2 really hot middle school girls."

"A dad is suspicious, and asks his teenager ""Son, would you pass a drug test right now?"" ""Sure, I know all about drugs - quiz me!"""

"Why did the chickens cross the road? I had to get back to my car from KFC"