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Joke of the Day

"A young boy asks him mum why his cousin is named Diamond... His mother replies ""because your auntie loves Diamonds"" He replies ""what about me?"" She responds ""enough question Richard"""

"[NSFW] Why don't vegetarian girls moan during sex? Because they don't like to admit that a piece of meat can give them so much pleasure."

"How do you cover 18 holes with one hole? Have your mom sit down on a golf course."

"My wife just told me to go to hell, anyone else need anything from Walmart?"

"HISTORICAL FACT: I moved to Miami too, but I didn't make such a big fucking deal about it."

"What do you call drunken cunnilingus? Lick'er."

"What's the difference between my basement and a Ferrari? One is filled with hookers, and the other is my basement!"

"I rang up British Telecom, I said, ''I want to report a nuisance caller'', he said ''Not you again''."

"I'm 0C and what is this? Get it? Lol"

"If someone offered you drugs, always say yes because drugs are expensive Jk stay in school kids"