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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes when I'm singing a song a get an urge to skip the chorus... But I always refrain"
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"The reason the earth's core is hot Is because my mixtape is so underground"
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"Why is the letter ""t"" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect."
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"What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a baseball bat and the other is just.... Well... A watermelon."
"Maybe someone just charmed the pants off of Winnie the Pooh."
"Me: u can walk around without shoes Teacher: right Me: but after a while it hurts your feet Teacher: ok Me: so time wounds all the heels"
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"I saw a police helicopter last night... ""Hey look, a flying pig""."