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Joke of the Day
"Why is the letter ""t"" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect."
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"What is the politically correct term for Mexicans? Human Beans."
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon. Ones fun to smash with a mallet and the other ones a dead baby."
"INTERVIEWER: Says here you have sloth-like reflexes? ME: *calls interviewer 3 years later* That is correct."
"I always wanted to marry a girl with nice big melons... Too bad she cantalope :("
"How are blind kids punished by their parents? The parents move the furniture."
"Does anyone else find it ironic that Stalin was also Russian?"
"If another woman steals your man, there's no better revenge than to let her keep him. Real men can't be stolen."
"Que dijo un mar al otro? ola"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elifino!"