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Joke of the Day
"Where did Suze go during the bombing? Everywhere"
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"What does a sassy ghost say? Boo you whore"
"four years ago I asked out the woman of my dreams. Today I asked her to marry me!!! She said no both times."
"Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony? Because they cantaloupe."
"Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for the day... Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Tiger turned into Bulldog Men:1 Your dog is very healthy...looks like a tiger ! Owner: This is a not a dog ,it is a tiger.but it looks like a dog because of AIDS."
"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her."
"Oh, you wash your clothes each time you wear them? Well la de da, your majesty."
"[NSFW]A more honest retelling of John F. Kennedy's famous quote on lunar exploration. ""We choose to go to the moon, and Marilyn Monroe's bedroom, because it is easy and because I am hard."" JFK - 1961."
"What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?"