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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a baseball bat and the other is just.... Well... A watermelon."

"Snape: ""I think the Dark Lord has returned."" Potter: ""Are you serious?"" Snape: ""No, I'm Severus."""

"Yesterday, I got so depressed.. ..I spent entire day listening to Celine Dion records. . . Or that's what I thought until I realised my cat had fallen in to the dryer."

"What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!"

"Father Rooney told us he figured out how to make his penis 12 inches Fold it in half."

"In my opinion guys should only us two fragrances of Old Spice deodorant... Fuji or Timber... but that's just my two scents."

"Overslept this morning and missed church for the last 15 years."

"Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere! source: https://twitter.com/AntiJokes_Kapil"

"Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"The total of the food we had was a bit dark... Because we had ""Dim Sum""."