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"Roses are red... Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't"
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"Descartes walks into a bar and orders a drink. He sips it for a while, and when he is finished, the bartender asks him if he'd like another. Descartes says, ""I think not"", and disappears."
"What if Steven hawking is the real slim shady We'll never know because he can't stand up"
"Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'."
"What happened to the McDonald's Cook when he stuck his dick in the pickle slicer? They both got fired."
"A man so poor... A man is so poor that he is unable to pay his exorcist. As a result he was repossessed."
"My wife and I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went But then it dawned on us."
"LPT: Never use hyperbole."
"What was Hitler's favorite animal? Da cow"