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Joke of the Day

"Me: u can walk around without shoes Teacher: right Me: but after a while it hurts your feet Teacher: ok Me: so time wounds all the heels"

"Why are there so few casinos in Africa? Too many cheetahs"

"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hits were The Wall."

"Where does a redditor get most of his news from? The Hydraulic Press"

"What was Hitler's least favorite pokemon? Pikajew"

"2Pac - Lyric King, Eazy - Gangsta King, Biggie: Flow King Dre: Beat King Eminem: Rhyme King, Lil Wayne & Jay - Z - ..... Burger King"

"Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand."

"[turns up radio in the car] Me: I love this song. I want us to conceive our first child to it Hitchhiker: dude just drop me off here"

"If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital."

"What is white and disturbs your lunch? An avalanche"