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Joke of the Day
"Maybe someone just charmed the pants off of Winnie the Pooh."
Next Joke
"I thought chiropractors were a waste of money But I stand corrected."
"Are you watching too much T.V but not doing enough reading? Turn your subtitles on. Boom, problem solved!"
"It makes me a little sad that shaking a vending machine might be the closest I ever come to fighting a robot."
"What do you call the field of study for dad jokes? *Sigh*ence"
"It's crazy how much stuff there is to do on my phone when sitting at a restaurant alone."
"What's blue and not heavy? ...Light blue"
"I never wanted to hug someone as badly as the little old man who just ordered a ""small coffee flavored coffee"" in Starbucks."
"Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first? A black guy"
"It's not fair how many boring things my nephew gets out of going to simply by shitting his pants."