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Joke of the Day

"ISLAM is religion of peace?? a piece of you here, a piece of you there, just a lot of pieces of your body flying"

"Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech? It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine."

"What do you call a lazy sandstone? A sedentary rock."

"My girlfriend says she's leaving me because I'm too skeptical. But I don't believe her."

"Jehovah's Witness don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door"

"A group of girls in our collage have chosen to turn into Bra-Burning feminists. All the boys intend to support this movement."

"What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65? AArrrRP"

"Practice makes perfect. But only if you remove the A, the I, a C, add an F and an E and then rearrange the letters."

"Men Are Polite When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts"

"I used to be a werewolf... but I'm alright noooooooowwwwww!"