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Joke of the Day
"I saw a police helicopter last night... ""Hey look, a flying pig""."
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"I went to a shop and asked the cashier, ""can I have a KitKat Chunky?"" After the cashier came back with a KitKat Chunky, I gave it back to her, saying ""I wanted a regular KitKat, fatso!"""
"A man turns to another and says: ""sitting here is almost as bad as being drunk"" the second man, confused, asks ""How bad can being drunk be?"" the first responds, ""Try asking a glass of water"""
"If we were to have a small food fight, would we be engaging in Morsel Combat?"
"CW:where are you going? Me:trying to prevent an awkward conversation between two people CW:who? Me:me and you"
"In Hell, you're surrounded by people saying 'suposably' and 'irregardless.'"
"I've been feeling down all evening... I think my duvet has split."
"Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes? Because there's always Whos there!"
"When I was younger, I was kicked out of the Boy Scouts I ate a Brownie."
"Why did I wear no jeans today? my supply was short."