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Joke of the Day
"Jared from subway really took the company motto seriously. You could say he liked to ""eat fresh"""
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"That prank where you roll the windows down as you go through a carwash so your friends get soaked isn't as funny when you do it by yourself"
"Stephen Harper"
"An Apple computer walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""What'll it be, Mac?"""
"An old lady at the gym told me her dad married her mom because she could catch chickens.... Pretty sure she had a pretty firm grip on something else too...."
"I've been suffering from amnesia. Or was it dyslexia? All I know is that I can't remember it and I sure as hell can't spell it."
"My girl says I'm like a volcano in bed... Dormant"
"Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering."
"An optimist says the glass is half full, a pessimist says the glass is half empty... ... an engineer just points out that the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."
"When Gordon Ramsay saw a cute puppy gif on Reddit, why did he get mad? Because it was /r/aww"