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Joke of the Day
"An Apple computer walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""What'll it be, Mac?"""
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"What are your thoughts on new soup technology? I say Progresso at any cost."
"As I rise from my slumber the children scream in horror, as they did not know I was in the McDonald's Playland ball pit"
"I like my women like I like my men. That's the joke. I'm bi."
"If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear....... Do you think Greece would help?"
"How do you separate the Greek men from the Greek boys? A crowbar."
"[joke request] Civil engineering jokes, (Bridges, sewers, roads, engineers in general) What is the best joke you have related to Civil Engineering."
"[1692 Salem] ""BURN THE WITCH"" U HAVE A CROOKED NOSE, WITCH ""No, Frank, at the stake"" [quickly lighting torch] Right, I knew that."
"My uncle has one leg. He's got a second one as as well. But he also has one"
"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down... You have my Word."