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Joke of the Day

"I've been suffering from amnesia. Or was it dyslexia? All I know is that I can't remember it and I sure as hell can't spell it."

"Reasons Pluto is so cold: 3) It's far from the sun 2) Its atmosphere is too thin to trap heat. 1) It found out we said it's not a planet."

"I don't have a drafts folder. My tweeting style is ""blender without the lid on""."

"What do I look for in a car? A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through."

"kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are"

"Scientists have looked into claims of widespread mansplaining... Turns out it's usually just an ovaryaction."

"Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows? TL;DR"

"I went to the Gym and the power went out. I whispered, ""thank you baby jesus"" and left."

"Why are redneck crimes so hard to solve... Because everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records. . . . . Not original, I heard it on satellite radio yesterday."

"A computer developer after spending time with his girlfriend And after he makes love to her he tells her that they're compatible together and to not update the drivers"