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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering."
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"Someone tried to tell me a joke in real life and it went on and on and on for like 3 sentences."
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"What do you have.... ...when you have one green ball in your right hand, and one green ball in your left hand. Answer: Complete control of the Jolly Green Giant."