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Joke of the Day
"When Gordon Ramsay saw a cute puppy gif on Reddit, why did he get mad? Because it was /r/aww"
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"I would. What kind of idiot would put the punchline in the title?"
"An Apple computer walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""What'll it be, Mac?"""
"The restaurant scene from When Harry Met Sally, but just me getting a pat down from airport security."
"I used to work at a knife factory but then it got dull."
"A man walks into a bar... And says ""ouch""."
"[NSFU] Bill Gates' penis... What does his wife call it? Microsoft."
"[murders Aquaman with some super absorbent paper towels]"
"Did you hear about the brown paper bag cowboy? He had a brown paper bag hat, brown paper bag boots, a brown paper bag shirt, and a pair of brown paper bag pants. He was arrested. For rustling."
"""You killed a dude I hate your attitude That's why you're going to jail, Without bail 25 to life Bubba is your new wife."" -Poetic Justice"