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Joke of the Day

"Stephen Harper"

"They finally created a generic viagra. Micoxaphlopin is the next big thing."

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Look for the fresh prints."

"What do you call it when you soak a thumbdrive in vodka and shove it up your keister... an upload."

"All I want is a gummy bear that's the size of a grizzly."

"An undertaker says to a bereaved husband When did you realise your wife was dead?' Well,' he replies, the sex was the same but the dishes just kept piling up...' from Internet."

"Why are New Yorkers so depressed?? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."

"What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis? One is a cunning runt."

"I'd get my mind out of the gutter, but I think it's wrong to remove an animal from its natural habitat."

"I think the professor wants us to skip most of this essay Or maybe I'm just jumping to a conclusion."